- In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
- The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in the Earth’s magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
- The idea for “tribbles” in “Star Trek” came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
- Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
- Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
- Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
- The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren’t for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
- The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
- The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there’s no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
- Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say “gesundheit” to a sneezer was never repealed.
- Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don’t do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
- SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
- Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
- Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender’s system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
- Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
- The first McDonald’s restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
- The Air Force’s F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
- You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
- Silly Putty was “discovered” as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
- Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
- The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
- The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
- A cat’s purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
- The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his “signature” on the keyboard.
- The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
- King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
- Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
- In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
- Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.
- Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
- Calvin, of the “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
- Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
- Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
- You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
- To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
- Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don’t play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.
- A dog’s naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
- A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one’s nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.
- Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden’s headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
- Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
- At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
- Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
- If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
- Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
- Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
- Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost “an arm and a leg.”
- When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.
- Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.
- Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
- If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
- When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
- In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models’ turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
- Although difficult, it’s possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
- Napoleon’s favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.
- The world’s smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
- Due to the natural “momentum” of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
- In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
- It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
- The “nine lives” attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
- The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
- The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
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Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio
- Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
- When in doubt, just take the next small step.
- Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
- Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch!
- Pay off your credit cards every month.
- You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
- Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
- It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
- Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
- When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
- Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
- It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
- Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
- If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
- Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.
- Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
- Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
- Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
- It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
- When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
- Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special..
- Over prepare, then go with the flow.
- Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
- The most important sex organ is the brain.
- No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
- Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’
- Always choose life.
- Forgive everyone everything.
- What other people think of you is none of your business.
- Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
- However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
- Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
- Believe in miracles.
- God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
- Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
- Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
- Your children get only one childhood.
- All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
- Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
- If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s,we’d grab ours back.
- Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
- The best is yet to come.
- No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
- Yield.
- Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift
- Call.
- Don’t lie.
- Never tape any of her body parts together.
- If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
- If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.”
- The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes.
- Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.”
- Victoria’s secret is good. Frederick’s of hollywood is bad.
- Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
- Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
- “Honey,” “Darling,” and “Sweetheart,” are good. “Nag,” “Lardass,” and, “Bitch” are bad.
- Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
- A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
- None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
- Her cooking is excellent - so tell her.
- But that isn’t an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
- Dish soap is your friend.
- Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
- Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
- Answering, “Who was that on the phone,” with, “Nobody,” is never going to end that conversation.
- Ditto for, “Whose lipstick is this?”
- Two words - clean socks.
- Believe it or not - you’re probably not more attractive when you’re drunk.
- Burping is not sexy.
- You’re wrong!
- You’re sorry!
- She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
- Ditto for your discourse on football.
- Ditto for your abilty to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
- “Will you marry me?” is good. “Let’s shack up together is bad”.
- Don’t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
- Don’t assume PMS doesn’t exist.
- No means no. Yes means yes. Silence could mean anything. She feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
- “But we kiss,…”Is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don’t clean plaque with your tongue.
- Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
- Chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive.
- Pick her up at the airport - don’t whine - just do it.
- If you want to break up with her - break up with her. Don’t act like a complete ass until she does it for you.
- Don’t tell her you love her if you don’t.
- Tell you love her if you do - often.
- Always suck up to her brother.
- Think boxers.
- Silk boxers.
- Remeber Valentine’s Day and any, “cheesy” anniversary sheso-names.
- Don’t try to change the way she dresses.
- Her haircut is never bad.
- Don’t let your friends pick on her.
- Call.
- Don’t lie.
- Alright so the rules are never fair. If all you guys out there just followed these simple rules - then maybe we could all just get along.
Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don’t do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, ‘cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK’s spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.
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Too long the Christian world lived headstrong separated from the rest of the world…
Now trying to get on with the flooding results of the self-inflicted immigration, Europe slowly gets over cultural arrogance and bigotry…
But don’t forget: Christianity is not an European religion!

Jesus was an oriental Aramean Jew!
Respect your roots… See Christianity as it is: an oriental monotheistic religion… same as Judaism or Islam…
And Islam is not terrorism!
Don’t judge a religion because of some mental ill fanatics…
Learn a lesson from Voltaire (“Traité sur la telérance à l’occasion de la mort de Jean Calas”) which so long ago warned different-religion critics: not to consider people of different faith as Gods enemys… “Cannot they see, that the other believers can be hostile to them in the name of the same law which is used against them?”
And I say to you: not Islam is your enemy, but those which benefit from the war-business…
Nuh